Hello world and welcome to the second edition of the Eggs sports blog,

This week instead of another thought-provoking story about the week in sports I thought I would provided something a bit more stimulating.  So without further a due I would like to present the first month of 

Eggs Sports Blog Bikini Calendar!

Miss January 2009

At peace

Some doctor on telly this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr who fkin gud I fel. Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.

Oink

A Michigan State trooper pulled a car over on US 23 about 2 miles north of the Michigan/Indiana State line. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a magician and juggler and was on his way to Ft. Wayne , IN to do a show at the Shrine Circus. He didn't want to be late.

The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and asked if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket.

He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.

The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and handed them to him.

While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol car.
A drunken good old boy from Michigan got out, watched the performance, then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in.


The trooper observed him and went over to the patrol car, opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing.

The drunk replied, 'You might as well take my ass to jail, cause there ain't no way I can pass that test.' !

Hello world,

I will try to fill you in on the wide world of sports and just remember sports center doesn't have s%!& on me.  Last night I witnessed one of greatest performances of all time by an all time great, Tim Tebow.  Yes I am willing to go where no man has gone before I will praise Tebow.  I really think he does not get enough credit for what he does on and off the field.  A man willing to talk to stupid orphans and risky enough to sleep with leppers wow!  What a great man, I would like to start a fund to pay for the legal fees to sew Sam Bradford and all the Heisman Trophy voters that left Tebow off the ballet.  Thank you, this has been the first addition of the, Eggs sports blog.

Egg out!

Texas Judge gives 7 year old right to decide custody.

Dallas , TX , December 31, 2008

A seven year old boy was at the center of a county courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody
of him. The boy had a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Dallas Cowboys, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

Bonobo Apes and Facebook Stalker, oh my@#$!!

As many of you know due to the rough economic crisis I was unable to renew poosnews.com. However, apparently the economic troubles have not left this large excited island as many experts have bellowed in an attempt to appease our animosity toward our good friend George and the recession- and thus delay an anarchic uprising. Yes, you guessed it an Indonesian kid ( Kurniawan, Sugeng) , 26years of age, has made enough shoes to purchase poosnews. Good for him.

NOT. There is a reason why he holds a physics degree and not one in law (no I'm not a stalker, I'll get to that later) because he thought he could just plagiarize the journalism from the original prize winning poosnews.com and turn a profit- Yes I am currently in the process of getting the paperwork ready for a lawsuit if he turns down my ultimatum.

And that is not even the top story of this entry! This next topic is so disgusting, so satan-like, so shallow, so smutty, so @#*$!!!!!. YOu know what I'm referring to don't you, no you couldn't possibly guess, this is below even Richard dawkins morals- I was facebook STALKED!! how dare anyone look at my personal information online without my permission..and then admit to it!! what the bonobo!!


-Slick

Bonobo apes

http://www.ted.com/index.php/talks/susan_savage_rumbaugh_on_apes_that_write.html

Interesting capacity to understand and imitate human behavior, suggesting a large cultural influence on what we do; obvious in humans, since we have a radically different lifestyle than what is predicted in our genetics which do not evolve as quickly as we change socially.